Merc Report – To The Moon

Shodan/ Maggio 22, 2021/ Killing Floor 2


Your long journey has come to an end and we have arrived at the glorious Alpha 4 research station, located on the moon – who is laughing at my highly efficient steam powered rockets now! But wouldn’t you know it, those dastardly Zeds are at it again, and have gotten here before us. How, with what I can only assume is new breakthroughs in clown based rocketry – these Zeds never cease to amaze.

Welp, we’ve never let that stop us before, and by us I mean me. So get hopping, and I do mean hopping… this is the moon you know, not much gravity here. We need to find out what happened, and if those… associates of mine discovered anything useful before their untimely demise.

Do be sure to keep an eye out for possible security mechanisms you may be able to turn back on, but remember, you aren’t exactly known to staff around these parts.

I have been told by Polywinkle that your handlers at Horzine have passed something along: they’ll have more on Field Improvements in the coming days. Now if you excuse me, I need to find the nearest steam source on this blasted rock or I’m afraid we’ll be doing a little more than Summering at this particular soiree…

Warmest Regards and your friend in esteemed confidence,